I turn my back for a minute. Or maybe it was a day, or so, and what do I find when I come back? Nice "Welcome back"- card with a lovely cup of tea beside it and and a fresh bouquet of flowers on top of it all? Yes?

No.

I find an absurd parade with some phony posers and some ablazed agitators and my precious one in the middle of all this havoc, and I'm totally out of reach to help her. Not that she needs any help, as you all can see. She's quite capable of taking care of herself. And some others too, at the same time.

Anyway. This is not a First Year Potions Class. Behave. Or else I may just have to use some of my specialities... You don't want to see that.